I am really not a fan of company parties. OK, I have to qualify that. My company parties were fun, but I actually knew the people there. I don't like Sam's company parties. We're on about the 6th or 7th company he's worked for since we got married and they're all about the same. They pretty much amount to hanging out with drunk people that I don't know. This company has a high number of practicing Muslims, so they have fewer drunks, but it's still not exciting. The only highpoint is generally the dinner, which is usually at a restaurant we couldn't afford to eat at otherwise. And, we've not usually been disappointed in that respect.
When we got the invitation this year, I was even less excited. The theme for the party was "Casino Royal 007" . The invitation said that there would be a casino, where you could gamble "Nuova Bucks" for prizes. The usual menu wasn't attached, so I looked up the restaurant online. Mostly Mediterranean cooking....Lebanese, Greek, etc. Not surprising, given the number of "mediterraneans" working there. However, nothing looked that exciting (no crab or salmon) and I didn't see a thing I thought my caper, broccoli, fish, mushroom, spinach hating husband would eat. So I wasn't impressed with the food choices, and I don't gamble or drink. Fun.
But, Sam really wanted to go, so we ponied up the $30 for a babysitter...not an easy thing to find for a late night on a TUESDAY (geez, who's idea was that?). We finally asked a poor starving student couple with a newborn, and they agreed. Oh, did I mention Palo Alto is 90 miles away?...so it cost a half a tank of gas, too.
When we got our "party packet" the day of the party, we got $1000 of "Nuova Bucks", two tickets for two free alcoholic drinks (yippee), and a ticket for a "gift" that we were supposed to claim at the end of the night. It said that the dinner was a buffet...that explained the lack of menu.
We got there about half an hour late. The company had reserved the entire restaurant, and even late there was hardly any there yet. We found the "casino":about six blackjack tables, a couple of poker tables, one roulette table and one craps table, all staffed with professional looking dealers or whatever you call them. There were several little appetizer buffets. all with about the same things on them. We got a couple of mystery bites, and found a place to sit. After a while, the place had filled up, but only a couple of guys from Sam's department were there: Chinese guys, hanging out with other Chinese guys, speaking Chinese, of course.
So, we finally decided, what the heck, it's not like we're gambling with real money, anyway. We'd go play until they served dinner. Big problem, though. Neither of us knows anything about gambling. OK, I know a little about blackjack, but that's about it. So, we decided to start at a blackjack table where no one else was playing. We told the dealer that we hadn't a clue what we were doing, and he was very nice and explained all kinds of strategy. We started out betting $5 chips, and were about breaking even. Or at least, I was. Sam couldn't catch a break and just got crap for cards. Eventually, I kind of figured out what I was doing and when to split and when to double down, etc, and I ended up about $500 ahead.
We decided to try the craps table. However, by this time, there were so many people trying to play that we couldn't both squeeze in. So, I sat down with my fifth or sixth diet coke (soft drinks were free, woohoo!) and chatted with some lady that I didn't know, with some thick accent I could barely understand. After about 20 minutes, Sam came back and said that he'd lost $100 in about $10 increments, but he still didn't understand what he was doing or why he lost, so he'd quit. We wondered when they were going to serve dinner. It was about 8:30. The appetizers had improved, and there were some little crispy pizza-like things with pears and gorgonzola cheese that were really good, and some salmon with sesame on a stick. But, we wanted to save ourselves for the buffet, so we didn't eat too much.
We wandered around watching the roulette (worst odds in the casino, according to our blackjack coach), the poker and other blackjack players. There were more players at our original table, so we went to play some more and socialize a bit. I did pretty good, and was up almost $2000 at one time (I got brave enough to play $100 chips instead of $5 chips), but Sam was still down a couple hundred, he really does have bad luck. After a while, I noticed that the appetizers had changed to cakes and tarts. I mentioned it to Sam, and then someone told us that the appetizer bars WERE dinner. Great, the few non-dessert appetizers were on their second hour..the cheese on the pizza was congealed, the little potato things wrapped in puff pastry were cold...the really good stuff was gone. The cheese and fruit bar had only one kind of cheese we liked...and we're cheese lovers. Asians must have picked them out, I had about 8 asian roomies and none of them even liked cheese.
About 9:30, they took the tally to see who had won the most "Nuova Bucks", and passed out prizes to the three top winners. Then they told us to pick up our "gifts" on the way out. Two 50 cent glass wineglasses with colored tissue paper stuffed in them to make them look festive.
So for about $50 we got free soft drinks and appetizers, free gambling lessons, learned that I should NEVER let Sam play in a real casino, exchanged small talk with the five people there that speak English I could understand and couple that I couldn't, and spent 3 hours in the car getting there and back. Oh, and cheap wine glasses. We should have sold our free alcohol tickets for $500 chips and at least maybe we could have won one of the prizes..
But, it was a date. Something to be said for that. I think next time, we'll put Meg to bed, buy a six pack of diet Pepsi, a box of Jalapeno poppers and I'll play blackjack with him....or something.